February 2012
124 posts
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
i'm such a dumbass.
you told me you’d be coming over.
you know that i have work in the morning.
here i am, 2 hours later, still waiting.
fuck that. i’m going to bed.
you can realize you’re losing me more than you’ve already done so.
fuck you.
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. A show that's never fucked...
epic-humor:
reblogging my own post again because i can.
This blog is so funny I’m gonna die
Anonymous asked: when i think of you I touch my weiner.
Anonymous asked: You look like you have nice tits.
tomorrow's valentines day...
fear-fearing:
all the couples in my school are gonna be like:
and im just there like:
